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PLS, CONTACT YOUR AGENT

INTERNATIONAL AWARD
PROMOTION DEPT.
(GB/US-5104Z6231-9G)

WCI - GAMING BOARD/ WEBCHOICE

REF NO: GWL/ 9006209/HL
BATCH NO: GGG3/444/399/PTNL

RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION

Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 16th May 08. Your e-mail
address attached to ticket number 678-113233-153 with serial
number 321-773-8477-889 drew lucky numbers
1-11-01-1-11-1 which consequently won in
the 3rd category, you have
therefore been approved for a sum pay out
of $2,000 000 USD.
(Two Million Dollars). CONGRATULATIONS!!! This is
from the total sum of
10,000 000 United State Dollars category for
three winners.
You are advised to keep your winning information very confidential
till your claims
has been processed and your prize/money Remitted to you.
Due to mix up of some numbers and names . And this
is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All
participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from over 1,000,000 company and 300,000,000 individual
email addresses and names from all over the world. This
promotional program takes place annually. We hope with part of
your winning you will take
part in our next year USD100,000 000 million
international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact
our/your fiducial agent

WEBCHOICE AGENCY
FINANCE & CLAIMS MANAGEMENT SERVICES

Email: webchoice@consultant.com

TEL: 0031-641 445454
MR. EVANCE JANSSEN
(CHIEF FIDUCIARY)

Note that all unclaimed funds will be
included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote
your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.
Further, should there be any change of address
do inform our agent as soon as
possible. Congratulations once
more from our members of staff and
thank you for being part of
our promotional program. Note: Anybody
under the age of 21 is automatically disqualified.

Kind regards
Mrs. Margo Visser
Lottery Coordinator.

Political correctness, everyone wants to be politically correct these days. But even worse are those people who make blatantly racist or otherwise inflammatory statements and then say, “I hate people who are politically correct.” Oh please, you’re an asshole, face it. Stop trying to make it look like you’re rebelling from the crowd of people who just want to get along, and please please stop making a simple issue into one whole They’re Invading!!! problem. You people are so tiresome, and embarrassing to yourselves and to your country. Sad people.

Fortunately, it appears most other Australians have better things to do than being worried that they’re perceived as politically correct.

And you bloody well know that, because a DEAL simply cannot be undealt. What would you do for 6 million dollars? Or rather, what wouldn’t you do? I’m pretty sure becoming legally related to some ‘funds’ wouldn’t be too much of an issue. But then, what are your responsibilities? When the money is spent, are you a negligent guardian? When it is changed, are you trafficking? So many questions, so little time, so much secrecy. Mr. Kane, I cannot make a decision, I really can’t. But can I have a little bit? Just a few hundred thousands?

Dear Friend,

Firstly i apologise for intruding into your privacy, do kindly permit me to
introduce myself. I am Jason Kane, a banker by profession with Rand Merchant
Bank (RMB) South Africa. I have taken time out to source the right
individual, which is your humble self. I possess valuable and classified
information of great interest which i wish to share with you.

I also need to ascertain your dispositions towards receiving and utilising
information from me that guarantees you being legally acknowledged as the
sole surviving relative an investor (name with-held) died without naming a
next of kin to his fund in my bank (next of kin).

The proceeds of this account valued at $15.500.000.00 million dollars can
be paid to you and then you and i can share the money, 50% to me amounting
to US$7,750,000.00 dollars and 40% for you amounting to US$6,200.000.00 and
10% amounting to US$1,550,000.00 for miscellaneous expenses that might
arise. I would want you to understand that this is a DEAL.

I have all the legal and Banking details of the deceased client that will
facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the funds
and ultimately transfer of the $15.5M.Consequently, my proposal is that i
will like you as a Foreigner to stand in as the next of kin of the funds
deposited in my bank. I am writing you because i as a public servant, i
cannot operate a foreign account.

Contact me with your full legal names and contact telephone number for
further verbal correspondence.

You must maintain a great deal of confidentiality towards this endeavour.

Awaiting your urgent reply via email.

Thanks and my regards.
Mr. Jason Kane

NOTE: If however, you are not disposed to assist, kindly delete/destroy
this email in view of the confidentiality of the proposed transaction and
interest of personalities involved.

Poor uncle Pennybags died while he was travelling somewhere around Europe, apparently, and the worst part of the whole thing is that he left all his money in some bank in the Netherlands whose representatives are busy trying to drop it off on someone. I feel sorry for Uncle Pennybags, considering he led a simple life, interrupted rarely by the rolling of dice.

Now, a lowly database maintainer by the name of Ewald de Bever Mr wishes to get rid of a lifetime’s effort. This I cannot allow. This beaver man who places his title at the end of his name is far too eager to lose the money to be trustworthy, and his desire for secrecy is suspicious. However, I have one rule about email sent to my mail server and that is that I automatically have a right to put it where I want. That’s the rule, Monsieur Mr, and that’s why I’m doing this. It’s nothing personal, you know, it’s just that a man ‘who share your last name’ is not to be liked. Please consider changing it.

Hello,

You have not responded to my letter sent two weeks ago by regular mail in which I expressed my grave concerns about an investment of a customer who share your last name.

As you already know, I am the Information Analyst at the SNS Bank of Netherlands and presently in London, the United Kingdom on official assignments. I am contacting you via email because you have not responded to my previous letter and I do hope you will give this matter a priority attention it truly deserved.

I would respectfully request that you treat the contents of this mail as privileged and proprietary and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this correspondence because am contacting you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. Hence, I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you and mutually beneficial if pursued to its conclusion with the necessary speed and determination.

The bank is at the verge to closing an investment account of high value belonging apparently to your family member who reportedly died interstates five years ago leaving behind an estate/capital with interest of a substantial amount of money in a now bonded account at the SNS Bank of Netherlands and till date nobody has come forward or put application for the claim. In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, we officially instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who should have right to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past months been unfruitful. Hence, my official capacity dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation and just recently, it occurred to me that you and I could work on this matter and share the proceeds equally being that you both share the same last name which put you in the right position to be the only suitable apparent heir of the estate though you may not be biologically related to him.

However, to maintain some level of security/confidentiality, I have intentionally left out some privileged information and urge you to contact me today and let’s discuss the modalities/logistics of realizing this goal.

In compliance with the standard requirements and to double-check with my record and ensure that you are indeed the addressee of this mail, I need you to reconfirming your details which include but not limited to your contact information, your full names (no initial please) and your age range, (Date of Birth) as prove of maturity to handle a project of this magnitude. I will provide you with all the privileged information/legal documents relating to the deceased customer and his bonded investment account when I receive your information and double-checked same satisfactorily. I will also guide you through the entire process of the transaction and ensure that the deal is consummated without the breach of the laws.

I am aware of the consequences of this proposal and humbly request that you discard this mail if you find no interest in this project. I ask that you should not be vindictive if you are not interested in taking this further. Please notify me and delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not ruin my career by contacting the management of my bank simply because you are not interested in my proposal. You may not know this but people like me who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector in the banking industry. I am not a criminal and neither will you be one by working with me on this deal. This may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Opportunities like this seldom come and therefore I am committed to realizing this goal in spite of all odds. I need your courage and commitment to actualize this transaction and together we can make it happen.

I do expect your prompt response. Or feel free to call me anytime on this number: +44 - 70 430 20619 while I am still here in London and let’s examine the possibility of a lasting business relationship.

Thank you for your time and attention.

Sincerely,
Ewald de Bever (Mr),
Oracle Database Analyst,
SNS Bank of Netherlands.

You just might get it. As is evidenced by this email I received from some random career website, you are definitely worth hiring, particularly if you never asked in the first place. Sadly, if you’re not an American or a green card holder then this response to your non-request isn’t of any use. Such is life.

Dear Candidate,

We have one job available for you in response to your request. We are a company based in Europe. We have analyzed your resume and have found one job available for you with GUARANTEED $5,500 every month INCOME.

Our company seeking dependable, enthusiastic representatives. If you have a desire to work at home, WITHOUT ANY SELLING INVOLVED, this is the job for you! No matter what you do for a living, whether you are a teacher, a doctor, a lawyer, a secretary, nurse, housewife or construction worker. Without any previous internet experience our company will provide a less complicated way, a smoother road to move ahead financially. We don’t ask experience, just one hour is needed in one week. We are a company based in United Kingdom. First, you have to understand what our company is looking for and if you think that this kind of job is made for you to ask for our Representative Contract to be signed. If you have one free hour daily (not including weekends) you are welcome to join today. Our job is a flextime, flex-place opportunity designed to fit around your family’s income and time needs. You can earn FROM $50,000 up to $200,000 a year (depends on our sales) and more after one year working with us. We receive orders from US and we need a representative to process the payments due to the delays in clearing checks here.

- Flexible program

- Work at home: checking e-mail and going to the bank

- Professional contact team with very good support and communication skills

- Commission: 10% of every check that clears, instantly cash in hand that you will deduct from the cashed amount. If you receive a check of $1,000.00 your net income is $100.00, our company supports any fees.

More benefits:

No Selling

This is NOT Network Marketing

This is NOT a Distributorship

There is NO ‘Kit’ to Buy

There are NO Envelopes to Stuff

We DO NOT Charge You a Dime

We Pay Monthly a $1000.00 Salary + Commission

We have stocks of medical products for US customers and we need US representative to intermediate the payments between our company and the end buyers. Your commission is 10% from each check, if you receive 2-3 checks one day you will make more than $200 every day.

What we ask:

- One free hour daily not including weekends

- US citizen or permanent residence/green card

- You may have an existing bank account in US

- Internet access for sending and receiving e-mails

- Means for you to cash checks at your bank using your existing bank account. (nobody will ask for your personal bank information)

If you are interested working with our company reply today. You can start within 2-3 days if you agree with our contract. Please contact us by replying at this e-mail address and ask for:

Representative Contract and detailed information about this job.
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