The Michaelite Honour Plaque
Posted on November 25th, 2007 in Alternation, School by Christodolus ||
Back when I was still in school and used to use IM-speak like LOL, and ROFL and stuff like that I hit upon a brilliant idea, talking about each of the fellows on the board as if they were fighting a giant evil Admin Marc, the stereotypical BOFH, even though he wasn’t our tech man or anything.
Anyway, here’s the posts:
Conky Leon.
Description: Wasn’t a team member. Usually waited for the rest of the squad to fight the crazy old men Marc kept sending at us and then ate all the food. His last supper was when Nikhil stepped out of the shadows and grabbed his icecream. This terrified him so much he has retreated into the shadows. Has been spotted in Zap once or twice. Has turned pale and eats only raw fish and spider-stung hobbits.
End of Service:
Reason: Fled in terror when confronted by MArc’s henchman Nikhil
Date: Jul 20 2004, 09:20 PM