Made you look! Nyah nyah. Well actually, I was just reading the BBC and I noticed one thing: The British can't get enough of the Royal Family, and they go bananas over a dead princess, totally ga-ga. She's been dead, what, 8, 10 years now? It's like people go back home and their kids go, "Daddy! Johnny's dad was on TV the other day, how come you're never on TV?" and the dad promptly goes out, finds a newspaper, and says, "I did not kill Diana." and then in a flurry, he'll be quoted everywhere: "Married Man Denies Killing Diana", "Man Proclaims Innocence In Princess' Death", "Did Diana Have An Affair With A Married Man Who Killed Her? NO!".
They also have a habit of accidentally printing instructions to the scullion on the bill. A little thought, one would think, would keep those damn gold digging customers from looking for just any opportunity to make money off an innocent restaurant owner. Think, my dear friends, have you been so horribly scarred by being told that you, `fuck face´, would have to `suck´ someone's `dick´ for the incredibly princely sum of £0.00 as part of the bundled deal that allowed you to eat such disgusting stuff as Fish Cakes? Surely, you would be slightly offended, you would be rightly indignant that someone was to charge so little for such an important task, and you would definitely ask for some money. That is what these people did.
Just brilliant. Simply brilliant. Like this guy.