Implicit Truths

I hate it when people send me unsolicited mail. I would be happy to help His Esteemed Privilege Engr. Frank Coleman, if he had not gone straight into trying to get me to join in his illicit doings, things that I would not do even when in the vilest of moods. Ah, but Engr. Frank Coleman is not just any man, he’s the Chairman of the Contracts Award Committee, and when he is done cheating that poor country out of its wealth he plans on selling diamonds to Kanye West. Such is life, I know the lowest of the low. Men will say for years to come, Ah, Christodolus, he was a king amongst kings, but walked as a common man amongst the plebeians.

FROM THE DESK OF ENGR.FRANK COLEMAN
Chairman, Contracts Award Committee,
Ministry of Sports Youth and Development,
Republic of Sierra Leone.
Email: franky_coleman@myway.com

Dearest friend,

Please give this message a meaningful consideration to the benefit of both of us. I strictly write to solicit for your cooperation to create a conducive environment to keep some funds for future investment after retirement.

I am privilege and highly placed in government as the Chairman of Contracts Award Committee in the Ministry of Sports, Youths and Development since 2003. During this period, we have successfully awarded various contracts to foreign Companies, of which all the contracts has been completed and commissioned.

In the course of our negotiation with the foreign contractors, 5% of all the contracts awarded were to be set-aside for my Committee, an agreement that we strongly held with the contractors. All the contractors have already received their full payments; our 5% is now in our Company’s dedicated account.

We need a reliable person, to receive this money on our behalf, since our position in government does not allow us to own any foreign bank account until after retirement.

Your urgent response and compliance will be highly appreciated.
NOTE: If this is unacceptable to you, I plead your indulgence to trash this message on receipt, as this requires high level of confidentiality.
Remain blessed.

Engr.Frank Coleman
Chairman.

Fortunately, there are people who seem to be able to make much more productive use of their space than I am able to. Be aware though, I, I will never sell out.