Implicit Truths

This mystifying currency has made a comeback. I was recently authorised by a good friend, Rev. Jerry Benson (who uses the email address mike_dd01@ekolay.net, in order to emphasise that he prefers his microphones sent by demand draft) to receive 2.5 million dollars US dollars. To date, I have received a large amount of money from these benefactors of mine, and I thank God that they believe me to hold such potential. Strangely, they all wish me to avoid some sort of operation referred to only as “COMMINUCATION” which, I believe, causes hitches when trying to get the money. Why was that operation invented anyway?

HELLO MY GOOD FRIEND,
NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT OF ( USD$2.5m) TWO MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS THROUGH SWIFT CARD PAYMENT
CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH
YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF
THE WORLD,BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES
DOLLARS PER DAY.SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IN THIS
WAY,PLEASE LET ME KNOW BY CONTACTING APEX BANK ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AS LISTED BELOW.
1.FULL NAME………………………..
2.ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM
CARD……………………..
3.PHONE AND FAX
NUMBER……………………………………………..
4.YOUR AGE AND CURRENT
OCCUPATION……………………………………
5.ATTACH COPY OF YOUR
IDENTIFICATION…………………………………
HOWEVER,KINDLY CONTACT THE BELOW PERSON WHO IS IN POSSITION TO
RELEASE YOUR ATM PAYMENT CARD.
REV. JERRY BENSON DIRECTOR,
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
EMAIL: brightjames200109@gmail.com
THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT YOUR
PAYMENT AND YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER
PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR
PAYMENT.NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE
OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-0411) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE
WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.
REGARDS
BARRISTER JOHN WILL.