Implicit Truths

I wasn’t aware till a few days ago that INTL ran lotteries. As it turns out, they do. The kind Mr. Meсdez provided me with this information. I must believe him because his first name is the same as my cousin’s. Except my cousin doesn’t go around pretending to be Mecdezes and telling people they’ve won a lottery. While at first I wondered if this letter was from Nevada as claimed, reading through it I discovered that it was actually from Navade (which, I presume is the female form of that Iranian programme). I am also really grateful to that Fierro group for having bought a lottery ticket in my name, how nice is that! Anyway, I’m off to collect my euros, though they print their currency with an odd separator, the colon. Possibly because after that, coming from behind, is the rectum.

LOTTERY NEVADA INTERNATIONAL LOTTO S.A
FROM:GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED LOTTERY PROMOTERS.
CALLE ANTONIO 4B 12001,MADRID-SPAIN.
Tel/Fax:+34 634 086 544
E-mail:nevadapromoters@madrid.com

FROM THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

REF/EG/JK67542/06
BATCH/6546235/GAFK

RE:BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

Dear Lucky Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded final draws of LOTTERY NAVADE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY AWARD held on the 20th June, 2008. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet in appreciation of our annual summer visitors to Spain. No tickets were sold.

Your name attached to the ticket number 02215-06-1984-993-811 with serial number 2093-12119 drew the lucky numbers 0812-18-493-424-7110 which consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category “B” with the following:You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize of 800,809:00 (Eight Hundred Thousand, Eight Hundred And Nine Euros Only) each from the total payout prize.Your prize awards has been insured with your e-mail address pending when your full names and address will be known to us, and thereafter,your winning fund will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, verifications and satisfactory report.

To begin your claim, please contact below your claim agent the foreign service manager of FORTUNA TRUST SEGURIDAD S.A
TEL: +34 646 214 835
FAX: +34 646 215 749
Email: fortunatrust@spainmail.com

CONTACT PERSON: Sr. Anthony Jones

And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (FIERRO GROUP PROMOTION COMPANY S,A) Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your name, NOTE this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize because the money is insured in your name already. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Bill Gates, President of Microsoft, the world’s largest software company in order to enhance and promote the use of Internet Explorer Users and Microsoft-wares around the globe. This promotional program takes place every three years. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our end of year 50 million Euro International lottery

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than the 31st August, 2008. After this date, all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondences. You are to keep all lottery informations away from the general public especially your reference and ticket numbers. This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained.

Congratulations on be half of our managements.
Jose Meсdez.
INTL.LOTTO COMMISSION

N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of any of our winners will result to disqualification.

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